IF the Philippines were a second or a first world country, it may have never seen the likes of former first child, now first sister KRISTINA BERNADETH COJUANGCO AQUINO for a painful reason: highly developed nations simply do not have the luxury of tolerating pea-brained offsprings of doomsday politicians who wear a hundred and two faces and properly make sure that their distorted view of a better world is to commit suicide instead of dying of a diseased heart in exile.